Sometimes when I burp I just burp-speak the words,"Excuse me." Even after nearly 20 years together Eric is still mildly appalled.
Sometimes I will just grab a few things, like maybe small oranges or some apples, and try to juggle them...just in case I somehow gained the ability to juggle without even noticing. So far this has not proven fruitful (puns)!
My all time favorite snack is cold leftover spaghetti noodles pre-mixed with sauce.
Our old lady cat Ophelia has dementia and often meows in the middle of the night. I recently imagined a lunatic man had secretly moved into our crawl space and was making cat meows from our basement and now it terrifies me when she meows. Incidentally, I have no idea why I am allowed to be an adult.
I am sure I have mentioned this before, but I straight up refuse to eat pickle, cucumber, or banana tips! Baaarf factory!
Speaking of barf factories, after my recent foray into the world of food poisoning I know have a list of new foods I cannot eat: vegan mac and cheese, falafel, and dolmas. You're welcome.
In high school I once wore vintage roller skates, fairy wings, and a retro ball gown to go movie shopping at Hastings. I was asked to leave after a few laps.
Speaking of high school. I once convinced the school to let a friend and I take the whole day off from classes. We would spend a class period setting up a scene in a giant display case (like 7ftx12ft and two feet wide). When the bell rang we would freeze within the scenes we created as students passed.