Monday, November 12, 2012


Our friend Josh recently shared with me that he enjoyed my confessions post and I decided to make it a semi-regular feature as I have a lot to confess...
  • I am absolutely convinced that my left thumb nail grows faster than my other nails.
  • When I don't wear eyeliner people tell me that I look tired. I don't like this, even if I am tired.
  • Not a big cilantro fan
  • I do not sing in the shower, but I like to whistle after showering.
  • I have no interest in skiing...I think it's against the law in these parts. Seriously I half expect a torchlit mob to run me out of town after this posting.
  • When I was a kid I used to make gum and tea by mixing toothpaste and water. Yum!
  • I have 6 double-jointed toes and  I am proud.
  • Incidentally I am very pedi-dexterous.
  • I have terrible posture, developed after pregnancy, and I fear that I will soon be a hunchback.
  • I like the word glandular.
  • I am totally insane for grilled pineapple.
  • I can (and sometimes do) drink vinegar. Creeps Eric out and probably now you too.
OK, I think that I have probably over-shared enough for today. Please join me.


Sarah Purdy said...

It's posts like these that make me love you even more.
- Luckily, the skiing mob that chasing you will be easily tripped up on the branches, barrels and empty bottles of vinegar you'll leave in your wake.
- Vinegar, really? I'm sure it's a link to your ketchup obsession. Cut out the tomatoey middle man and get right to the tang. Carnivores will assume it's because you're lacking a necessary enzyme found in meat. I know it's just because you're weird.

My confession (which you experienced first hand on Saturday night):
- I fall asleep in movies. All. the. time. I'm like a canary - lights out, I'm out. It started when I was a senior in high school. I'm convinced it's a genetic trait because every summer movie memory I have with my grandmother includes her snoring. She slept through Jurassic Park AND Last Action Hero.

Anne Marie said...

Cilantro makes me gag. I like cilantro as much as you like green beans!

I have no interest skiing either. As a kid, when we lived in the Durango, Colorado area, I was a complete outcast with my classmates because I did not ski. They started as soon as they could walk!

Maria Rose said...

Sarah, you're right, the vinegar thing has been an obsession since long before veganism entered the picture. An additional confession is that I will drink it quickly (lest Eric attempt to make a steal) and then I break out in forehead sweats.

No judgement about movie sleeping.

Anne Marie, we can not ski together!

Michelle said...

Oh, Maria, you crack me up!

Anonymous said...

As the saying goes... "Does your mother know?" LOL

eLiZaBeTh said...

oh man, Maria...this post made me laugh...especially the whistling after the shower bit...

I drink vinegar too, but maybe not in quite the same way ...1 teaspoon of apple cider vinegar in a cup of water...seriously helps get me out of a funky mood.

I don't ski either...but I do love to snowboard ;)

Tammie said...

i love it when you overshare.

i have no interest in skiing either. i never had opportunity to do it when i was younger and it seems a weird thing to start doing at age 36.

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