"Here is my order. I want a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly," she said.
"Got it," I replied.
"And then I want [vegan] cheese, and mustard, and...uh... pickles." She then broke into a fit of giggles.
I played along," What!? That sounds like the silliest sandwich ever."
"And then I want cut up strawberries and...uh syrup....and then can you pour lemonade over all of it?"
I thought for a moment. I could see where we were headed. "How about strawberries, but no lemonade or syrup?"
So I prepared the most disgusting sandwich in the world.
I remember eating some funky concoctions when I was a kid (I drank pickle juice with shredded cheese), but this seemed particularly nasty.
I set it in front of her and she dug in and ate it all! Every last bite. Gaaaah-roosssss