Today my husband Eric has written a post about...well, I think you will get some insight into my husband from this post and maybe learn a bit about a record in our collection... so without further ado, here's Eric.
Today’s profile is not just about a great vinyl record, but
a journey through space and time. Our story begins with a young boy filled with
wonder holding tightly to the promise of a better tomorrow. The small trooper
was just leaving his tween years at the tender age of 12, but already he was
becoming a man, perhaps a man child, but a man none-the-less. His travels had
taken him to a mysterious relic of the past known as Tower Records located in the
earliest foundations of New Orleans. Within the walls of this ancient tower was
a book that held great power and wisdom. As the small child/young man clutched
this manuscript in his hands he could feel the power running through his veins
like a comet passing by the rings of Saturn. The boy dared not read the title
out loud for he knew not of its powers but suspected it could bring harm to
those not ready to receive its truth. He raced home as though he was being
chased by goblins or phantoms. Once safely within his own private kingdom
(technically speaking it was an apartment my sister was renting) the boy
removed the book from his Tower Records bag and uttered the words quietly…”The
Cure on record”… again, but louder and with more excitement, “THE CURE ON
RECORD!!!” Just then lighting struck, thunder roared and the sky parted. What
the boy did not know at the time was that by speaking those words aloud he had
set in motion a series of events that are still revealing themselves to this
day.
Feeling like he was
soaring on the wings of a dragon, he began looking through the pages. They
revealed image after image of every known vinyl record from a band placed by
the gods on the English isles some years earlier. The fearless warrior studied
the ancient text and knew then that it was his destiny to seek out the vinyl
records documented within the pages of this musical scripture.
And so it was, time did indeed pass and the boy grew into a
healthy, strong, very handsome and charming young man. Nearly a decade had elapsed
and the man was still seeking out the truth and knowledge of the sacred book. Then,
one beautiful fall morning, amongst the woodland creatures of the Rocky Mountains,
the fierce fighter found a highly sought after jewel hidden under a hipster dragon’s
watchful eye. He held in his hand the record Happily Ever After by The Cure, released only in the supernatural realm
of America, it contained not one, but two enchanting albums, Seventeen Seconds and Faith.
And so it was written in the chronicles of kings and the
kings of kings, guaranteed to survive several millennia, that the man, once a
boy, had found Happy Ever After and it
was indeed good. Murals and monuments were created in his honor and the world
was forever changed.
All of which I have just revealed is not for the weak or
weary. I ask that you use caution when passing on these ancient tales to your
kin. Just as the elders predicted, the power of this story could reverse time
and undo all the beauty of this earth if even a single word is uttered before the
internal truth and wisdom has been bestowed upon the mind of the chosen
prophet.
So to sum up, the 1981 compilation Happily Ever After by The Cure took a long time to track down but
was well worth the wait.









