This past weekend Eric and I went out to lunch and noticed two guys wearing hats. Now, I am not talking sports team hats or winter hats, but style hats. We wondered to ourselves where the trend of hat wearing has gone? Why is it that very few people truly enjoy hat wearing?

I have several hats that are quite lovely and I do not wear them as often as I would like. One is a lovely large brimmed hat that doesn't fit in our small car; I have to angle my head to fit through the door and then the brim sweeps the window. Admittedly that is not the most practical hat, but who cares.
I think that in the future, hats will reestablish their importance in our world of clothing. Hats have so many important roles to play. Below I have listed what I believe are the most important reasons that we should take up hat-wearing with enthusiasm.
10) Protection from bird/squirrel attack.
9) A lovely sun hat or bowler cap can really dress up a: hospital gown, pair of pajamas, nurses uniform, army uniform, etc.
8) A lovely sun hat or bowler cap can also dress down an outfit if you are feeling over-dressed in: your wedding gown, prom dress, prison issue clothing, etc.
7) A hat can hide a lumpy head.
6) A wide brimmed hat can cut through the air and knock over any bandits you encounter, rendering them defenseless.
5) If you are a small animal lover you can wear a ten gallon hat and you can sneak your little animal friend in anywhere.
4) You can use it as a way to show the world what kind of a person you are. If you like Texas you can wear a giant hat that reads "Don't Mess with Texas" or if you like soy cheese wear a big
cheesehead hat with the word "Soy" scrawled across it. If you have a little dignity you can choose a hat for style, if that's your thing.
3)You can put snacks under your hat and sneak them into a movie theater, thus avoiding the high cost of movie theater snacks.
2) You can wear the beer cup hat with new purpose. It doesn't have to just hold beer, what about your morning coffee, a cup of tea, a vegan protein shake.
1) You can stuff your hat. If you have a tiny head you can put on a big hat, stuff it, and give the illusion of a large lovely brain.